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CL – Modular Classrooms (Harwich)
Portable modular 2 section structure consisting of 4 classrooms with hallway access between. Each section is approximately 35’x54′ and each classroom is approximately 21’x32′. Each classroom has a rooftop AC/Heating unit. The estimated age of the structures is 10 years. The AC/Heating units are 7 years old. The modular unit must be disassembled and completely removed from the premises by July 15, 2014. The “Bidder” will be responsible for coordinating and obtaining all necessary permits, all disconnections, the transporting of the structure off site, and any required police detail.
Jeez, I knew that some school districts were having trouble with funding but this is a little much isn’t it? Selling the classrooms on Craigslist is a little desperate. I mean how are kids going to learn if they don’t even have a building? What are they going to do, open a school for ants?
For you artists out there on Cape Cod, we will partner with anyone who submits a cool design. It is our policy to pay for art, we are not one of those companies that get people to trade art for “exposure”. So if you think you have a good design, submit it below and we will review it as soon as we can.
This is going to be a fun one. Come party with us on a booze cruise around Vineyard Sound on the Island Queen with music from Brother’s Rye. There will be a full bar, great laid back music and good people, on a boat, it doesn’t get any better than that to kick off the summer season. It all goes down on May 29th from 5:30 to 7:30 with an after party at The Beach House with Daniel Byrnes Band.
Get your tickets soon, there are a limited amount and this is probably going to sell out fairly quickly. It’s a booze cruise, if you’ve never been on one you will be hooked immediately. Tix on sale below…
RawStory.com – Hollywood director James Cameron on Tuesday mourned a “tragic loss” after a deep sea research vessel imploded nearly 10 kilometres (six miles) beneath the surface of the Pacific Ocean.
The Nereus robotic research vehicle was exploring the Kermadec Trench, several hundred kilometres north of New Zealand, when it was crushed by the extreme water pressure.
“I feel like I’ve lost a friend,” Cameron posted Tuesday on the Facebook page of the US-based research body the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution (WHOI), which was operating the Nereus.
“Nereus was an amazing, groundbreaking robot and the only currently active vehicle in the world that could reach the extreme depths of the ocean trenches. This is a tragic loss for deep science.
“They’ve not only lost a child, they’ve lost a great opportunity to explore one of the ocean’s deep trenches — the last great frontier for exploration on our planet,” Cameron wrote.
The “Titanic” and “Avatar” director is also a renowned deep sea explorer. In 2012 he made a record-setting solo dive to the world’s deepest ocean point in the Marianas Trench in his Deepsea Challenger submersible, which he later donated to WHOI.
Holy shit James take it down a notch will ya? I think all of those deep sea dives gave you permanent vertigo or something. I get that it’s tragic to lose such an expensive machine that so many people put a ton of time into, but it’s a fucking MACHINE! This guy just took irrational correlation to an entirely new level. You feel like you’ve lost a friend? Really? I’m going to guess you’ve never lost a friend then, because there’s zero chance that losing a robot is anything like losing a friend. I don’t care how many nights you spooned with The Terminator.
Then he takes it one step further, he doesn’t say it’s “like” they lost a child, he says they did lose a child. Ummm… no they fucking didn’t James. None of those scientists carried Nereus in their uterus for 9 months. The robot was not spawned from any of their sperm. They don’t share DNA with the god damn thing James. They didn’t bring it bowling, they aren’t renting it shoes, their not buying it a fucking beer. I think you might need to take a break from technology for a while and get some intimate human contact before YOU turn into a robot.
P.S. Seriously though, tragic loss for WHOI, as tragic as losing any robot on earth can be, a ton of work gone in an instant, sorry guys.
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CL – Girls please read-topless/flashing round of golf (cape cod)
We are a couple of normal, discreet, professional type guys who happen to be turning 40 this summer. What we are looking for is a woman (1-2) who would like to join us on the links for a round of golf on Cape Cod. You should be between 21-40, in nice shape, and a B-D cup. We are looking for some laughs, sharing some drinks, flirty conversation, and along the 18 holes a few naked breast flashes…and possible thong flashes. We will compensate for your time/traveling, etc. Please get in touch if you would love to explore a bit of exhibitionism with a couple nice guys and enjoy a great day outside! Thanks!
I can’t figure out if this is the best idea in the history of golf, or the worst. On the one hand you have to think that adding naked female breasts to pretty much any game would make it ten times better, but I’m not sure if that’s true for golf. I have a hard enough time staying focused smacking a tiny ball with a stick for four hours. I’d imagine it’s damn near impossible to concentrate on a 6 foot downhill left to right breaker for par when there’s boobies in your face.
On the other hand it may have a calming effect on your play. It’s tough to stay mad after a duck hook into the water off the tee when you’ve got thong flashes to look forward to. I guess this is one of those things you just never know until you try. So if the guys that posted this ad happen to succeed in their hunt for country club strippers, we’d appreciate a full report in our inbox complete with photo evidence. Please and thank you!
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CapeCodOnline.com – Four members of a Cape-based activist group were arrested Sunday for trespassing onto the Pilgrim Nuclear Power Station property to plant flowers.
Diane Turco, a Harwich resident and founder of the Cape Downwinders, and group members Sarah Thacher and Susan Carpenter of Dennis, and Mary Conathan of Chatham, were arraigned Monday in Plymouth District Court on charges of trespassing.
“The judge commented that this seems to be an annual event,” Turco said following the arraignment. The next court date was set for July 31 for a pre-trial conference.
Turco, Thacher and Carpenter, along with nine other protesters, were found guilty by a Plymouth District Court judge in March for trespassing on the power plant property in the spring of 2013.
Protesters began Sunday’s Mothers Day rally at a park in Manomet, then marched down Rocky Hill Road to the nuclear power station.
“We had brought plants as a symbol of beauty, and four of us walked onto the property to deliver the flowers,” Turco said. “Pilgrim’s reactor is an aging factory of death and it needs to be shut down for all children, now and in the future.”
Jeez, talk about a classic tale of the big bad energy company vs. hippies. Those poor liberals were just trying to bring Pilgrim Nuclear some flowers to pretty up the place and they are met with handcuffs. Tough to take sides on this one but here is what I wish came of this situation.
Pilgrim welcomes the protesters with open arms and lets them plant the flowers. Then they secretly feed them with radioactive material which causes the tulips to mutate into 8 foot tall Venus fly trap tulips that use hippies as a fuel instead of photosynthesis. Pilgrim then invites all hippies to come water the flowers whenever they want. Slowly the mutated tulips eat the hippies without a trace.
Eventually the authorities find out what’s happening and arrest the Pilgrim Plant leaders forcing them to adopt new management that upgrades the plant and turns it into a flagship of safety. Win win, we get rid of some hippies and remove the danger of a massive catastrophe. Another solid plan of action brought to you by The Real Cape.
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