Don’t Tell The Fun Police About The Bonfire At Mayo Beach In Wellfleet

beach fire – The Wellfleet Chamber of Commerce (WCC) is pleased to sponsor the Harborfest Bonfire at Mayo Beach on Saturday, May 31, 2014 at 8:30pm. The bonfire coincides with Wellfleet Restaurant Week, May 28-June 3. Please for a full list of events and specials!

The bonfire is planned as a celebration of Wellfleet’s Harbor and will replace the daytime vendor and nautical flea market in 2014. The Wellfleet Chamber of Commerce hopes to build upon the success of the event and continue the Harborfest vendor and nautical flea market in 2015. The Harborfest Bonfire at Mayo Beach is a free public event and free parking is available on the Wellfleet Town Pier.

Hey Wellfleet, you better make sure that if you use pallets for this fire that you have a plan to remove all of the nails. If the Fun Police find one piece of metal they will probably launch a full scale CIA investigation. Don’t believe me? Remember what happened at Bass River after their last bonfire. Some lady from Connecticut called the cops on everyone in town.

While you are pulling nails you might want to do a full scale study on the effects of second hand smoke on Piping Plover’s as well, you can never be too careful these days. Although slow smoked plover does sound delicious…

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