$20 tickets for The Wailers show on Thursday? It’s official, we just checked the entire staff into a mental hospital.
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It’s Cyber Monday madness at The Real Cape! 15 and 16 dollar T-Shirts… Everything is on sale! We’ve gone INSANE! Stay tuned for another big cyber sale announcement in about an hour!
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WL – Selectmen voted to set up an account to defray the expense of proving that the entirety of the Nauset Spit belongs to Orleans, but so far it is empty.
Although a portion of the spit has accreted, or grown, into Eastham, Orleans officials maintain it belongs to the town. The Cape Cod National Seashore disagrees, saying it has deeds that prove that portion of the barrier beach is the property of the federal government.
Voters at town meeting appropriated $50,000 to have attorneys and consultants look at historical records, as well as the geology of the area, to buttress the town’s case.
Most expect the endeavor will be a pricey proposition so the selectmen voted to set up an account that residents and others could contribute to.
Last week, Selectman Alan McClennen asked Town Administrator John Kelly how much was in the account.
Kelly said there was no account yet, as no one had given money. He said an account would be opened as soon as the first donation was received.
Looks like the people of Orleans have really rallied behind their fearless leaders on this one! They might want to think about using that $50,000 of taxpayer money that they are giving to a bunch of lawyers for something a little more useful.
This just might be the epitome of Cape Cod Problems. Two Cape towns and the National Seashore spending hundreds of thousands of dollars in a legal battle with each other over a pile of sand that didn’t even exist until recently. Go into a bar in Pittsburgh and try to explain to a few people how important the battle of the Nauset Spit is without getting stabbed in the face.
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Yahoo Travel – Watching a movie from the comfort of the driver’s seat with hundreds of your closest friends is a disappearing treat, but you can still find an iconic drive-in if you know where to look. These 11 are worth the drive.
As Cape Cod’s only drive-in, this Wellfleet mainstay is the only movie theater in the world where you can eat oysters while watching a flick. When not showing movies at night, the lot serves as a bustling flea market on summer weekends.
What a great honor for Wellfleet Drive In being named one of the 11 best in the country, so what if there’s only 12 drive ins in the country, it’s still impressive. Cape Cod for the win!
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CCT – Four leases for 742,000 acres of sea south of Martha’s Vineyard – an area roughly the size of Rhode Island – will be put up for bid at a wind power auction on Jan. 29, 2015.
If leased and developed by the power industry, the area has the potential to provide wind-generated electricity to 1.4 million homes, according to the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, which announced the auction date Monday and pitched it as part of President Barack Obama’s climate action plan and efforts to reduce carbon pollution.
Well this should go smooth as silk. Let’s take one of the most volatile issues in Cape Cod history… and add Barack Obama’s name to it. That should definitely keep everyone calm.
Fucking socialists, now they want to take our wind and redistribute it to the masses? If poor people want wind power then maybe they should put on windmill face masks and harness the energy coming out of their pie holes every time they exhale after a Winston 100.
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CapeCodOnline.com – State Rep. Brian Mannal, a Centerville Democrat and an attorney, said he’s already working on a state bill and helping Conover pen a local bylaw for child protection zones. Such zones would prohibit child sex offenders from hanging around areas where children gather, rather than restrict residency.
Newly elected state Rep. Timothy Whelan, a retired state police officer and Brewster Republican, said he’d support one set of rules for the whole state because it would clarify the situation for police, community members and even the sex offenders.
This law should be named The Real Cape law right? We were the first to run with this story and our articles on the subject were read by well over 150,000 people, garnering over 24,000 Facebook likes, and thousands of shares. Still, after all of that, Boston media outlets used quotes from our articles and Facebook page with no credit. No biggie though, we don’t need credit, we do what we do for you, the people of Cape Cod.
I understand that The Real Cape is Cape Cod’s dirty little secret. We are scary, we say politically incorrect things, we make fun of people, we make fun of ourselves, we throw insane parties and we don’t apologize for any of it. It scares the status quo that we are somehow reaching 300,000 people a month. It’s unsettling to the powers that be when we stir the pot and make the natives restless with our brutally honest rants about the Fun Police and idiotic politicians.
We may not ever get any credit, but we will never stop. We are organizing a revolution from our dingy basement offices and we will succeed. I know this because I’ve met our readers, thousands of them, and they all want the same thing. To restore Cape Cod to its former glory as one of the premier destinations in the country, to bring back the fun, bring back the young, to take back Cape Cod.
P.S. That one really got away from me huh? I can’t even remember what the hell my original point was.
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Do you like football, beer, good food, laughing, how about free stuff? Well then keep reading…
That’s right folks today is the day. The Real Cape and Naukabout beer are hosting a wing eating contest at Taste Of Asia on rte. 130 in Sandwich. Come on down to watch the Patriots beat the Packers on the 4 big screen TV’s and watch us crown the king of wings! (or queen)
As always with our events, no fun police allowed and be prepared to have an absolute blast, we’ve got all kinds of games and other things up our sleeves for all day, including a few guest bartenders and chances to get some free stuff.
The party starts for the one o’clock games with .50 cent wings all day, beer specials, and giveaways from both the Naukabout guys and The Real Cape crew. The Patriots are the four o’clock game and the wing eating contest will be at halftime. Come see if anyone can eat more wings than our own Insane Tony, the 2 time defending quahog eating champion, as well as Arthur Bonzarelli, in a minute and 30 seconds.
There are only 10 spots in the contest and they will fill up fast so if you want in make sure to email us a request to [email protected] ASAP.
If you like football, beer, good food, laughing and freebies then The Taste of Asia is the place to be on Sunday November 30th!
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