Video Footage Of The Underwater Aliens Entering Earth’s Atmosphere

CBS 5 – KPHO – SOUTH PARIS, ME – A man used his camera phone to record a giant fireball in the sky.

He’s not sure what it was, but plenty of other people are willing to take a guess.

“I just happened to catch something out of the corner of my eye,” Bruce York said.

He said he was just driving along Route 26 at 5 p.m., when he noticed what looked like a fireball in the sky.

He grabbed his mobile phone and started recording.

Yesterday we proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that aliens are living underwater in our marinas. Well now we have irrefutable footage of them entering our atmosphere en route to Marstons Mills. The time is over for arguments in the comment areas, we now must band together in solidarity as humans.

We can only wait to find out what they want from us, but I think I have a pretty good idea. They most likely heard about weed delivery and our plan for a disco lighthouse. I’m pretty sure they’re just trying to get in on the ground floor of the Utopian society we’re slowly building.

I for one think an underwater alien colony would only add to the atmosphere around here. I just hope E.T. can get his plans past the Cape Cod Commission.

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  1. I have personally seen something rise from the water at Douses Beach twice in Osterville. You would be extremly ignorant as well as arrogant to think that we are alone in this vast Universe.

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