Two More Great White Sharks Tagged Yesterday – Duxbury Would Declare Martial Law

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I’m sure by now everyone has heard about that shark that some helicopter spotted off of Duxbury beach. They proceeded to close down the entire South Shore and evacuate everyone into bomb shelters on high ground. I’m pretty sure they can still only go into the water up to their ankles even days later.

Hey Duxbury, we had two Great White Taggings, YESTERDAY ALONE. Do you know how many beaches we shut down? Zero. So have fun with the anti Sharknado tanks rolling through your streets like World War III, we’ll be playing a friendly game of tag with our Great Whites down here if you need us… wusses.

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