People – Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger appeared to be mending their relationship after going through a tough time last month, but a source confirms to PEOPLE the couple have broken up.
“It’s not a break,” says a source close to the couple. “It’s done.”
By all accounts, the split is amicable. (Reps did not immediately respond for comment.)
“They’re just in two different places in their lives – he’s in college and she’s focused on her music and career,” says the source.
It’s about time. Kennedy’s aren’t supposed to wife up a brazen hussy like Miley. Kennedy’s blow too many lines and get caught coming out of the club at 4 a.m. with girls like Miley. Kennedy’s leave girls like Miley under Chappaquiddick bridges.
Thank god Patrick smarten up before the Kennedy bloodline was tainted by this…
Imagine the Ray Cyrus clan showing up to a family reunion? Talk about breaking Ethel’s achy breaky heart. The last thing we need is Miley coming into the compound like a wrecking ball, twerking all over Hyannisport, and dropping a litter of mullet babies all over our peninsula.
Let’s all hope that Patrick has learned his lesson, I mean even his dad Arnold knows the difference between a side piece and a wife. Miley may have a couple bucks in her pocket, but all the money in the world isn’t curing Hepatitis C.
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