The Cape According To Sandwich Is Just Mean

how sandwich sees cape cod

As a Falmouth guy I was about to get all butthurt about this, but then I realized that it must have been made by high school kids. The Canal Cup? Sand dunes and inferior sports teams? High school kids for sure.

Then I remembered that high school kids are way cooler than me and I got all butthurt again. What a bunch of little pricks with their zest for life and their whole lives ahead of them. Oh well, I guess I’ll go buy a $7 camping chair to make myself feel better about being a schlub from the town of Walmart, Cape Cod.

P.S. How great is it that no matter how much shit we give each other as towns, we all share a sacred bond in our hatred of anything over the bridge.

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  1. thats funny because i went to Cape Tech in harwich and played football. sandwich was actually not able to have a team because they were hazing kids bad. my team out of the "inferior sports teams towns" was the first cape cod team to make it to the state superbowl in a VERY long time. since then cape football has been very good.

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