So the seal population is officially so bad that they are turning the ocean into a sewage plant and making the streets of P-Town literally smell like shit. Oh, and many experts believe the population is only going to keep booming and inundating more marinas and other space inhabited by humans in the next few years.
It was one thing when the seals started attracting Great White sharks to Cape Cod like moths to a flame. It was another thing when they started eating every Striped Bass in sight. It is an entirely different story when they start stinking up the streets of Provincetown during their parade. Just take a look at these Facebook posts from a P-Town group I belong to for research purposes only…
A pissed off tourist isn’t much to worry about. A pissed off fisherman is a pretty scary thing, but the last thing anyone wants to deal with is a bunch of pissed off gays. Ruin their parade once and there’ll be some Facebook backlash, ruin it twice and I can guarantee that clubbing will take on a whole new meaning. Just watch how fast they trade techno music for Louisville sluggers.
Seriously though, at this point we just need someone to be the patsy. All it will take is one person to get bit by a shark and it’s open season on these seals. That entire peninsula full of them is nothing a Gatling gun couldn’t take care of in a matter of minutes.
P.S. Seriously, this is disgusting…
P.P.S. Good news for Georgia though…
thanks to Andrew for the tip
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And nothing can be done about it!
They are protected under the Marine Mammal Protection Act!
The only ones doing anything about the exploding population of the "unregulated fishing community" are the seal hunters of Labrador, and Newfoundland, and they are being vilified by the animal rights groups that have no common sense of eco stewardship.
Another great post from The Real Cape, and will share it at fisherynation.com.
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And why do you think Great Whites are on the Cape? Because they eat seals. Giant food source just sitting there.
You can thank the know it all's from our federal government for your seal epidemic. Educated idiots with not one lick of common sense. Seal hoosh anyone? Perhaps some seal flipper stew! And they wonder where the codfish have gone. Idiots….
There is a lesson here for us as well as it shows how our own situation has had global ramifications in the same way.
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