Seals Are Officially Cape Cod Public Enemy #1- Now They Are Stinking Up The Streets


So the seal population is officially so bad that they are turning the ocean into a sewage plant and making the streets of P-Town literally smell like shit. Oh, and many experts believe the population is only going to keep booming and inundating more marinas and other space inhabited by humans in the next few years.

It was one thing when the seals started attracting Great White sharks to Cape Cod like moths to a flame. It was another thing when they started eating every Striped Bass in sight. It is an entirely different story when¬†they¬†start stinking up the streets of Provincetown during their parade. Just take a look at these Facebook posts from a P-Town group I belong to for research purposes only…


A pissed off tourist isn’t much to worry about. A pissed off fisherman is a pretty scary thing, but the last thing anyone wants to deal with is a bunch of pissed off gays. Ruin their parade once and there’ll be some Facebook backlash, ruin it twice and I can guarantee that clubbing will take on a whole new meaning. Just watch how fast they trade techno music for Louisville sluggers.

Seriously though, at this point we just need someone to be the patsy. All it will take is one person to get bit by a shark and it’s open season on these seals. That entire peninsula full of them is nothing a Gatling gun couldn’t take care of in a matter of minutes.

P.S. Seriously, this is disgusting…


P.P.S. Good news for Georgia though…


thanks to Andrew for the tip

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