Move Over Gronk, Cape Cod Has Its Own Sexy Romance Novels

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Amazon – “…love, loss, lies, grief, finding happiness in the face of adversity, romance, humor, bravery, hot hot hot sex scenes, marriages, births and totally awesome characters.”

Tony Black is the hottest surfer on the planet. He travels the world throughout the year and spends his summers on Cape Cod with his friends, at the Seaside cottages in Wellfleet, Massachusetts. He’s got his choice of women, but Amy Maples is the one he wants. Fourteen years ago she was his for an entire summer, until a devastating accident changed everything, and what they had seemed like it had never existed–at least for her.

At first I was a little mad that these books focus on summer people, but I guess that kind of makes sense if you think about it. Tourists are probably all turned on by the sound of the ocean and the feel of the sand between their toes and have crazy romances and vacation sex. Cape natives aren’t fazed by any of that stuff anymore, it’s old hat.

The romance and “hot, hot, hot sex scenes” in the winter on Cape Cod version would probably consist of some couple in matching Patriots hoodies getting buzzed up on some Bud lights and Fireball over a few rounds of Keno and a $5 bar pizza. Then home by 7 pm for eight seconds of whiskey sex and ending up passed out with their shoes still on. Not exactly Fabio on the cover type shit going on around here in January.

So yeah, just this once we’ll agree it’s probably better to have these focus on summer people.

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