Martha’s Vineyard Needs A Wind Farm (Or Seven 30 Packs Of Genesee)

MV Times – Every year, Rob Gatchell of Oak Bluffs wishes the Island a Merry Christmas with a bright and festive light display.

The Gatchell family offers good tidings for thousands who drive through their yard on County Road to see the spectacular lights.

They bring a cup of good cheer to families who rely on the Island Food Pantry, by collecting donations from many who stop by.

If you can, by all means, drive by and look.

If your heart is on Martha’s Vineyard this joyous time of year, but you are not, take a look at the video, and have a happy holiday.

Great googly moogly how much do you think The Gatchell’s electric bill for December is? Make sure you watch the whole video, it starts slow but then gets into moving ferris wheels and grazing reindeer and shit. Maybe a wind farm isn’t even enough to power this thng, but you know what would work?

Our idea of paying alcoholics in beer. Put a couple of human sized gerbil wheels in the backyard and reward them with one of those upside down bottles that hamsters drink out of, but it’s full of beer? Boom, you could light up the entire island with seven thirty packs of Genesee.

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