A hurricane on 4th of July weekend? A fucking hurricane? One camping trip a year is all I ask. Does this Arthur dickhead have any idea how hard it is to sit on my ass and write offensive shit all day? Now, on a day that I’m usually on my second 30 pack by now, I find myself sitting here writing about a god damn hurricane.
I’ll tell you what, this chump ass Arthur cat better watch his back. If he doesn’t bring his A game and at least give me an excuse to get start at noon, no power, hurricane level drunk, then I’m going to be pissed. I got my eye on you Arthur, you vacation ruining son of a bitch!Facebook: The Real Cape
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