I just came in from walking my dog and these green caterpillars were all over both of us. In my hair, my beard, it’s disgusting. I’ve had it, they are worse than empty Fireball nips and Newport packs. Are these things worse after a snowy winter or something? I don’t remember them ever being this bad. They are so soft and squishy and gross and… and… green.
Also, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but they’re like acrobats. I purposely didn’t go anywhere near any trees on our walk, but somehow these little bastards are just floating around in mid air and clinging to us. How many people do you think accidentally ate one on their Memorial Day hot dog this weekend? Let’s just hope they all turn into moths and fly into a bug zapper soon because it’s getting to the point where I feel like they are all over me, all the time.Facebook: The Real Cape
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