Harwich Woman Throws Glass Of Vodka At A Cop, Gets Tazed And Urinates On His Boots

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CapeCodOnline.com – A Harwich woman was arraigned Tuesday in Barnstable District Court on charges stemming from an altercation Saturday during which she allegedly threw a glass at a police officer before urinating on another officer’s boots.

Jeananne Wilkinson, 54, pleaded not guilty to assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (a glass), assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

At around 7 p.m. Saturday, police responded to a report of a disturbance at an apartment at 519 Main St. in Hyannis, according to a police report.

Wilkinson told police she was “trying to get the riffraff out” of an apartment where she was visiting, according to the report. Wilkinson was incoherent and uncooperative, the report says.

Wilkinson allegedly threw a glass of vodka at a Barnstable police officer’s head, according to the report. When the officer tried to handcuff Wilkinson, she threw herself on the bed and kicked him, according to the report. The officer used a stun gun to try to subdue Wilkinson before removing her from the apartment, according to the report.

While being handcuffed, Wilkinson allegedly urinated on the boots of another officer, according to the report.

Sometimes these stories just write themselves. I’m not sure if there is even anything to add here, the report says it all. Throwing a glass of vodka at a cop, kicking him and then peeing on his boots after being tazed and handcuffed makes you a first ballot Cape criminal hall of famer.

I can say this though, if she was “trying to get the riffraff out” of the apartment then she certainly succeeded. The police tazed and removed the riffraff in handcuffs. Unfortunately for Jeananne it just so happens that, unbeknownst to her, she was the riffraff.

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