Get Your Tickets Today If You Plan On Hand Clappin’ At The Orleans Senior Center Wednesday

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WickedLocal.com – ORLEANS – The council on aging will feature a New Year’s Cabaret with a performance by Cowboy Sam on Wednesday, Jan. 15 at 11 a.m. The event is billed as a toe tappin’, hand clappin,’ rootin,’ tootin’ country music event and folks are invited to wear their favorite bandana or cowboy or cowgirl hat.

A four-cheese lasagna with meat and spinach lunch will be served afterward. The cost is $10 per person and must be purchased at the senior center on Rock Harbor Road in advance. The tickets can’t be reserved by phone and won’t be sold the day of show.

Listen I’m not going to question how hot of a ticket this must be. A Council on Aging Cowboy Cabaret complete with “toe tappin’, hand clappin,’ rootin,’ tootin’ country music” is enough to cause an absolute frenzy. Throw in a four-cheese lasagna with meat and spinach? Forget about it, now we are talking about the biggest show of the year at the Rock Harbor Road senior center. Shit, we are probably talking about the biggest show of the year in all of Orleans.

That said, is it necessary to be such Nazis about the ticket sales? No phone reservations? No tickets sold on the day of the show? Are you telling me that if Florence is in Florida until tomorrow and she shows up with no ticket you’re gonna turn her away? Jesus I thought Ticketmaster was ruthless. But I guess you can’t be too diligent in your efforts to keep tickets out of the hands of scalpers these days. Nobody wants Grampa to have to pay $375 on Stub Hub just to do a little toe tappin’ while mackin’ on some blue haired honeys at the senior center.

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