Cape Cod Photo Of The Day – How To Avoid Shark Attacks

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This sign is awesome. It evokes images of people just frolicking around with seals in the ocean. Like if this sign didn’t exist would people be organizing 4×100 butterfly races between humans and seals and shit? Before they put the sign up were the local kids always playing Marco Polo with sea lions? Just a preposterous sign, it might as well say, “Don’t swim near fat people with short arms”.

I think this may have given me a great idea though. We could start having swimming with the seals tours, like how Sea World will let you swim with the dolphins. Tourists would sign up not knowing they were about to get their leg bit off by a Great White and we could all just laugh and laugh at the dumb washashores with one leg!

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