Cape Cod Kids Are Getting Cute With Their “Promposals”

Times have changed huh? I’m pretty sure I got my prom date by being president in a game of asshole 3 times in a row. One year I had to go with with an exchange student from New Zealand because I couldn’t get dealt any 2’s or red 3’s to save my life.

Now these kids are using post it notes and drum lines and shit? What’s going on in our schools these days? Go out in the woods and drink a keg like normal Cape kids if you have that much free time on your hands.

P.S. How about that kid down on a knee? C’mon man, the only reason a high school kid should be on one knee is if he’s about to funnel a Natty Light.

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