Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Girls With A Sense Of Humor Needed!

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CL – Girls with a sense of humor needed!

compensation: $100

Here’s a question for you…what would you do for $100? I’m not asking for anything too crazy, but I will pay you $100 if you will come in and take 20 whipped cream/shaving cream pies in the face. That’s all you have to do. Put “pie me!” In the subject line of any emails you send, so I know you’re not a spambot, and include at least one good picture of your face and one good picture of your body as a whole
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

$100 for 20 pies to the face? That’s five bucks a pie. I don’t know who this guy thinks he’s kidding but everyone knows that is way below market value. $5 a pie might get a couple of Detroit meth heads or something but this is Cape Cod bro. Just like gas and real estate are more expensive on this peninsula, so are chicks willing to meet up with a stranger from Craigslist and take 20 pies to the grill piece.

If this guy was a true Cape Codder he’d know that the easiest way to get girls to do this would be to tell them that he uses Centerville Pie Company pies. Ever since Oprah gushed about them in the hen house they’ve become more popular than Cabbage Patch Kids in the ’80’s. I’d be willing to bet if you sprung for Centerville Pie Co. pies you’d have women lining up around the block for banana creme necklaces.

P.S. Ladies, if you are crazy enough to actually do this, you might want to make him whip the cream in front of you, there’s a pretty good chance that his regular recipe isn’t exactly FDA approved (if you know what I mean).

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