Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Used Whizzinator

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Craigslist – whizzinator, name brand. white. – $80 (midcape)

condition: excellent

Only used twice, brand name whizzinator. With box and all paperwork. Clean and works great ! Two times it was used it worked like a miracle!!! Brand new is $175+ , so this is a great deal. Works great for testing! Pass every time ! Comes with extra heating pads. Email if u need more info, this won’t last long at this price!! Do not need anymore no longer on testing. Was a lifesaver though !! $80 or best reasonable offer

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Listen, if you are at the point where you need to piss out of a fake penis to pass drug tests, that means you are serious about your drugs and you can’t be skimping on a used Whizzinator. It’s not that I’d be worried about traces of drugs in the thing either, it’s more about the traces of Gonorrhea from the last guy that would rather bag up someone else’s urine than stop taking drugs for 30 days in a row. There’s a few things in this world you just don’t skimp on. Socks, cheese and Whizzinators are right at the top of that list.

I don’t always strap on a fake rubber penis with someone else’s piss in it, but when I do I make sure it’s new out of the package.

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