Cape Cod Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Coed Naked Yoga Class

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CL – coed naked yoga class might be forming (new england)

 I’m wondering if there is any interest in having a coed naked yoga class for anyone +18.
Probably in Boston or providence. Erections are OK.
I’m willing to accept mostly guys will show.

This is legitimately the worst idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life. “Mostly guys will show”? Do you know how many guys is too many guys in a coed naked yoga class? ONE.

Even then, guys or girls, you have to be an honest to goodness 10 to look good doing yoga naked. Naked yoga would make someone with 2% body fat look like Honey Boo Boo. There’s a reason why yoga pants are so tight, it’s to hold everything together. Could you imagine doing a downward dog in the row right behind Insane Tony at naked yoga? Instant blindness.

P.S. Erections are OK? Yeah no shit. You put a dude in a room with a bunch of naked girls doing yoga and I’m pretty sure a no erection policy would be kinda tough to enforce.

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