yes, You’ve read it right! steel inescapable cage, bondage bench, prod, steel restraints, steel collar, leather restraints, shock collars, prod, too much to list it all! Inquire….
Here’s my big question… How long is an acceptable amount of time to be dating someone before you bring them down into your medieval torture chamber? Is it like the fourth date? You warm her up with a nice dinner at The Olive Garden and after she comes in for coffee you casually ask her if she minds being chained in a cage and poked with a cattle prod?
The more I think about it, this might be first date stuff. I mean, why waste your time? If you like bondage so much that you have a Chuck E. Cheese of degradation in your basement then you might as well not bother with dates two and three if she’s not into it. Might as well come out with it right off the bat…
“I like the outdoors, crossfit, Mediterranean cuisine, treating women like livestock, I have a six year old and I’m into classic cars.”
P.S. The funny part is, I bet that six year old loses you more dates than the livestock thing.
If she/he doesnt bite, write it off as your old dog cage and grooming bench. That might explain any hair, residue or unusual smell too………