Beware Of The Post Blizzard Douche Part II

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It’s truly amazing how much can change in one day. Yesterday everyone was happy, drunk and thankful that things weren’t much worse. Fast forward one day and it’s back to complaining about first world problems.

If your news feed is anything like mine then today it is 30% people bitching because they aren’t plowed and can’t go anywhere like 8 minutes after a giant blizzard. Newsflash, they are doing their best, it stopped snowing LAST NIGHT.

30% are Plow people bitching because too many people are on the roads that they’ve been plowing for the sole reason of people being able to get back on the roads. Guys, people aren’t going to stop existing until the roads are perfect, sorry. You’re doing a great job but if you weren’t plowing guess what? You’d be driving somewhere too.

30% is people bitching because school is cancelled again/their pizza place is closed/they’re bored etc. These people should probably google the word “hobby” and start trying a few out.

10% are people playing in the snow, sledding, drinking, frolicking and having a blast or just generally enjoying the fact that regular life is on pause for a bit.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND JOIN THE 10%

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  1. Down here in NJ we are sooooo disappointed that the Cape got all the snow. The anticipation was the fun part. The rest was a huge blizzard FAIL.

  2. Down here in NJ we are sooooo disappointed that the Cape got all the snow. The anticipation was the fun part. The rest was a huge blizzard FAIL.

  3. Don't forget there's a large percentage of people that have run out of their favorite adult beverage and are sobering up to the fact that daytime TV is no longer entertaining. lol

  4. Well in wi when it snows people play in it go ice fishing if u have a wheeler use it. Try sledding. Board games, cards. Beer us great left outside. Use fresh snow get out the blender and make a yummy frozen beverage. Mud slide -pins colada- Strawberry colada. For the kids add their favorite juice with the snow. for a treat. Life is what u make it. Do some baking …. Figure it out. Make a snow man. Enjoy your children. Stay in your pjs watch a good movie.Just stop complaining bc it's not gonna get the snow plowed any faster. It is what it is. Find peace wareham.

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